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Monday, August 1, 2011


People come into and out of our lives all the time. They do this so often and at such different times it's odd to me. This last weekend was a goodbye weekend for my roommate of three years Adam. He is moving back to England which is where he was born and raised for a good part of his younger life. Now he may only be moving there for a few months and then coming back. He's not sure how it's really going to play out. I'm very happy for him and proud he has made such a grown up choice. However I'm going to miss this man a ton. I have been trying to play it off like it's not really going to effect me, cause I have dealt with people leaving or I have moved away from people quite a lot in the last 10 years or so. This is true I don't let people in very well, I don't know if that's due to being in the navy and having to leave people at different times and having people come in and out of my life. That thick skin is only so thick.

Adam and I have been friends now for close to 7 years. I have not had a steady friend like that since high school which was close to 11 years ago. We did not start off a close friends to be honest I'm pretty sure I annoyed him and he was kind of rude to people he first met. After spending a few weeks hanging out with him when he moved down to Ventura from Santa Barbara because a friend of mine told me to hang out with him, and I had no one else to hang out with. I saw what I now know to be the attraction of Adam. Now I say attraction because he's the kind of guy that people in general want to be around. He makes them feel like they're cool. (maybe sometimes cooler than they really are) I also got to watch what a lot of people did not get to see, I got to watch as Adam grew from a boy that hated men and thought women were like prizes, into a man that treats everyone (even the people he can't stand) like they are a child of gods. For a long time I had to hear "why is Adam such an asshole?" to this I had to tell those people if you don't like how he treats you tell him. He had once told me if a person is not going to stand up for themselves it shows him how much they care about themselves. (I'm paraphrasing) With a person that ever body knows and lots of people want to be around and spend time with. A person like myself is sure to doubt there worth to a friend like this. I think that's what makes Adam special, that he makes you feel like the time you have shared with him is different from the time that everyone else has shared with him. In someway it feels like the relationship that I have with him is different than the relationship all his other friends have with him. That may or may not be true, but its nice to feel like your a special person to someone. I have the utmost faith that Adam will go far in this life. I hope that god sees fit to keep him in my life. I know that, that means I will have to put in the time and effort to keep this friendship strong. Which is something I feel like I have failed at in the past.

A.C.L.K, you have been an amazing friend and roommate, I will miss you while you are gone and look forward to the next time I get to see you. Take care and keep in touch.
Love Dennis

P.S. I will always raise an arm and yell out ENNNGGGGLLLAAANNNDD when I see those England freight trucks.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Funk that

So it's been 11 days since I last wrote a blog. I don't know why I could not seem to pull myself together enough to type on here. I guess I have been a little depressed lately. No one particular thing is bringing me down. It just seems like ever few months I start to get an overwhelming feeling of failure or like my life is lame, or headed no where with no one really in it. Now I know that most of that is just me feeling sorry for myself. I have never been diagnosed with depression, but I believe it runs in my family.
I'm 29 years old, I have never had a serious relationship. I don't have any kids, which is a good thing and a bad thing. I love kids and think being a father is going to be one of the most rewarding things I will do in my life. (is it weird that the whole time I'm typing this in my head the words have a British accent on them. I attribute that to Russel Brand I just watched "Arthur".) I'm in school to get my bachelors, 11 years after I graduated high school. I work at 2 different rehabs one for teens and one for adults. I like my jobs, but know they are not the career I want. I have an idea of what I want to do, work in sports marketing or that's what sounds good when I tell people what I want to do when I get my bachelors. However there is a lot of fear around it, if I'll like that type of work, if I can even get a job, if that jobs going to pay me enough.
I talk a lot about how I want to start my own business, yet I'm the kind of person that does well with lots of structure and direction. So would I ever really be able to run my own company? Who knows, I feel like I'm just throwing up all over this blog. Like I'm a 17 year old little girl writing in her diary. Oh well it does make me feel better. There is a plan, I just have to trust the plan for me is a good one. I feel like I have said this all before so, so many times.

Friday, July 15, 2011

Hmmm, I need some sleep

I just saw a sobe commercial that was advertising a staring contest with a beautiful blond named Kate Upton. Now if I have noticed anything about this blog, the first thing would be that it has no real direction. The second thing is that I sure do love to talk about women I find hot, sexy, gorgeous, smoking, fine, drop dead, tantalizing. I'm one of those guys that makes good looking women hold the stature in the world that they do. I don't mean it to objectify them, I don't do it to take away anything from them. I point out their beauty because it's all I can tell about them without knowing them. That's not to defend myself, I'm at a point in my life that I want a hot girl friend, let me rephrase that. I want a woman that in my opinion is hot, I think that's important to point out, I do believe that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Here is the beauty and I am the beholder. Enjoy

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Today in History #3

This one will be like a little shoot out to my dad. Not that he reads my blog or anything it just reminded me of him. Without further ad do here is this weeks "Today in history" on a Saturday in 1951 Citation was the first race horse to ever win a million dollar race. Brought to you by

It seems like all that good shows come out at one time on one day. Thank god I final have tivo, that seems like a funny thing for me to say. Like some old man with a white beard surrounded my beautiful half naked angles. (Yes in my heaven angles are topless or bottomless it's their choice) back to my thought, so god is watching TV and his two favorite shows are on at the same time. SHIT he screams loud that Thailand suffers another tsunami. So he gives some genius the idea to record live TV and save it on a little box. Well as I said thank you god.

The quick Verizon of my overviews for last nights shows. Rescue Me: Season premier is still on my tivo and I hopefully will get to watch it today. It's the last season of a show that may have already peaked. However I love the characters and cant wait to see how is all plays out. Next show Big Brother: Something happened to Evil Dick, and he got pulled from the game. I can't tell if it's part of the expect the unexpected part of the game or if something really did happen. Think I'll have to google it and find out. Rachel and Brandon won Power of Veto which puts double blood on there hands. The guys Keith thinks he has all the new bees votes, and Porsha the thinks she is safe with the 3 veterans that get to vote. It think she is dumb and does not know how to count. And for the last show
Rivals: Kenny and Wes and a few other idiots think by getting the girls to picking CT and Adam to go first is going to give them a better chance at them winning and then Evan was going to throw the competition so he and his partner would go in and they would force CT and Adam into the Jungle. Well like Eve said it was not going to work and Wes and Kenny ended up in the Jungle however they hung on by the skin of their teeth. That another expression that is lost on me. Your teeth don't have skin so what the hell does that even mean. Well that's all for now. I have not been all that creative lately, nor have I been checking out others blogs. If you know of any fun blogs leave me the link and I'll check them out.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Took a few days off

Well I'm back and to kick it off I'm in a dirty joke telling kind of mood. This one is kind of long so you will have to go a long for the ride if you want to get the punch line. Here goes,
A teenage boy is leaving for school, when his grandpa pull him aside and hands him a duck. The grandpa says "take this duck to school with you and when you get home tell me about the day you had with your duck." The boy gets on the bus headed for school when a teenage girl asks him
"Can I have your duck?" "what's in it for me?" he replies. "I'll fuck you for him" the girl says. He thinks about it and decides it's a fair deal. Later that day on the ride home. The boy tells the girl "I need my duck back, I'll fuck you for the duck." She agrees, next as the boys is leaving to get off the bus, the duck gets slammed by the bus door and gets hurt. The bus driver feels horrible about this so he offers the kid 25 dollars. Our teenager walks in the front door and grandpa is waiting to hear all about his day with the duck. "How did your day go?" The boy thinks about it for a minute and says "I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck and twentyfive bucks for a fucked up duck." ta-da.
On to other less funny and important stuff. Like how I'm hating being single, it's not even like I have bad luck with the ladies. I have no luck with them. In the last year and a half I've had one girlfriend. Who by chance just got married. I've had two girlfriends in the last 7 years, that's not to say I have not had a chance or two. It just never seems to work out that we end up boyfriend/girlfriend. I wonder if I somehow sabotage myself without even knowing it. I'm lonely, in more than just one aspect of my life. At 29 it's really hard for me to make new friends, I don't drink so going out to the clubs with people is not a great option, not like there are good clubs in Ventura anyway. I live an hour away from anyone I work with. My best friend is my roommate and he is leaving to go back to England for at least three months and he may end of staying there for a few years. SIGH I need to turn this frown upside down, I'll do that by telling what I thought of the new movie
Horrible Bosses:
This movie was pretty damn funny, first off I like Jason Batemen a ton. He just seems like a nice guy that has a great way of delivering his lines. Jason Sudeikis is growing on me like a fungus.....Hmmm sudeikis kind of sounds like a fungus. The guy Charlie Day who plays Charlie on "It's Always Sunny" is a big hit with people. I like him but don't care much for that show. The bosses are the ones that steal the show. Kevin Spacey plays a great sociopath who cares only about himself and that his much younger wife is not sleeping around on him. Colin Farrell kills it as a messed up loaded half wit who only wants to use his dead fathers business to fiances his drug and prostitute habits. However the best horrible boss award goes to the ever so hot Jennifer Aniston (the beginning of her last name is close to anus...Jennifer Anuston, could be her porn name.) In everything I have ever seen her in, she is miss goodie two shoes, so when you hear her say something like "I'm going to have you fuck my mouth" it makes your jaw drop. All in all I think this was a movie worth seeing if you like to laugh.

Friday, July 8, 2011

Big Brother Time

I LOVE BIG BROTHER, It's been another year. I once auditioned to be on the last season I did not get on it. This show takes random people and puts them together and makes them compete in all sorts of weird things for food, money and power. The BB theme is expect the unexpected. Which always mean some crazy stuff will go down. This year right off the bat the 8 new house guests have to team up. The next twist is three power couples come back into the house. My favorite part about this is that my girl Jordan the cutest little southern bell ever is back. While she has a good looking, nice guys, (rats) I can still dream. This year I have showtime so I can watch the after dark hour or two. Which means maybe I'll see a fully or two. For the next two month or so I'll be regularly updating what has happened, what I liked and disliked. So if your a fan follow me and let me know what your thinking and I'll follow your BB updates too. Right now I gotta go and watch. I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!

Thursday, July 7, 2011

On this day #2

So I think I'm going to do a weekly this day in history bolg, but It's going to be odd things or it might even be tied into current affairs. Kind of like this one, Casey Anthony possible got away with murder this week. On this day in 1865 Mary Surratt was the first woman executed by the U.S federal government. She was executed for her role as a conspirator in the assignation of president Abraham Lincoln.

This could be you miss Anthony, You may or may not have killed your daughter. You are getting a second chance at life. I really hope you lead a better life than O.J did. Or it will be your name on the headstone.

Wow, I'm creative sometimes. Ha! Now to the brain numbing review of last nights Rivals episode. Let me just tell you I have hated CT on every real world challenge I have watched except this one. He is a game changer for the hater Wes, the loud mouth Kenny and the know it all Evan. Don't get me wrong CT is still a dick and a bully but he adds a new element to the game. The girls that went in to the "jungle" were stupid. They tried to BS that they were going to throw the competition. This would have been a good strategy had the game in the jungle been a physical one. However it was a game of chance. Which set those two dummies home.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Wednesday Wedding day Women's Choice

Seeing as how today is the first Wednesday I have blogged and how I have the day off ish. Meaning I don't have to work tonight. YAY I'm sitting in my smelly gym clothes and thinking whats good about Wednesday's and that childhood tag game came into my mind. So I figured if it's Wednesday Wedding day Women's Choice, seeing as how I'm not a woman (well not as far as you guys know) I will put myself into the women's physie and pick somethings, I think women would like. Well after a few google searches for "what women want" and "what women want to buy" both of these ended as duds. I put in "Women's Choice" thinking they have a guys choice awards on spike TV that is a kick ass night of hot chicks gold antlers and ends with a big pair of brass balls. Well my thinking was DEAD wrong what comes up when you google "Women's choice" is a laundry list of abortion clinics, hmmmm. I think at this point in time, in my blogs "life" I'm going to "choose" to leave this one alone. END GAME

On a different note, it's Wednesday if I did not say that 13 times in the above paragraph I'm saying it again. That means it's time for RIVALS yes!!!!!! It's one of my favorite guilty pleasures.

Monday, July 4, 2011

No longer America day

Being as pro America as I am. I would have loved to post a great well written ( like that's ever going to happen with me behind the keyboard) log (ha ha I said log) about how great it is to be celebrating the most awesome nation's birthday with all by wonderful friends and family. My Fourth of July went more like this... Get off work at 730am drive home, do a workout log (theirs that word again) it in the super gym at for a chance to win cash and prizes. Then I watch a little Impact wrestling while I checked face book and all that kind of junk. I stared at blank screen for a few minutes trying to think of something to write. Then tried to take a nap, I figured if I got a little nap in before 2 I could go to a BBQ at a friends house. After lying in my bed for 3 and a half hours I decided to get up take back the movies I had rented the night before and drive thru (how do you spell that right?) Taco Bell. Then back to trying to sleep which I final did get some rest, now it's back to work... Well I'm not really working hard, trying to stay awake is the hardest part about working night shifts in this field. How about a brief movie review?
First up was: The Adjustment Bureau
This was a fun adaptation on God's plan. I'm not the biggest Matt Damon fan, manly because of the Bourne movies. I just don't buy a trained killer standing like 5'3 okay fine 5'5 still he is a lot more believable as a politician in this movie. The action was at a good pace the girls is attractive and the story goes well. I did not really care for the end of the movie, and the stupid thing with the doors. Angles would just fly.
Next was: Hall Pass
This was a stupid funny humor type comedy. The highlight of this movie was the 5 second beautiful tan breast shot miss Nicky Whelan gave us. She said something after the married Owen Wilson turned her down (which would never happen) that reminded me of something said in an episode of "how I met your mother" one of the cast I think robin said "women regret the men they sleep with, Men regret the women they don't sleep with" sooo true. Back to Nicky, man she's a 10 a fucking 10.
Last for now: The Fighter
I know, I know, I know... Everyone and their mother has seen this movie by now. The only reason I rented it was cause it was free with the rental of other movies. Or I would have waited for it to be on TV. I dislike Christian Bale that much, however he is a good actor and the movie as a whole lived up to the hype.
I have since watched two more movies and about to start the third I'll get to those ones later.

Friday, July 1, 2011

Dont' have much to say today

Kind of feeling a little down, sigh I just sometimes feel like I' never going to get the things I want in life. Which is a horrible way of looking at things. I find that after working a 12 night shift I'm a little more of three things. A little more grumpy, like I might snap on anyone near me. I'm a little more depressed, like how I feel now. And the last thing is kind of weird but after working a 12 hour night shift I get a little more horny than normal. hehe End this whining on a good note.

Today is..........

Thursday, June 30, 2011

This day in History

On June 30Th 1984 the then President Ronald Reagan and his lovely wife watched the movie "The Karate Kid."- Brought to you by back slash blah blah blah.
"Go Daniel S0n"
Random right, I was thinking since it's the last day of the month I'd find something that happened on this day years ago. This is my brain child for the day yippee. I love technology at the same time I loath it. So I guess that would make me ambivalent about it. I learnt that word in 6Th grade as a vocab word meaning to feel dual feelings for something. The teacher used school as her example "I like school and I don't like school." For some reason that has stuck with me.
My reason for the hating of technology right now is... all I want to do is continue watching Tip/Tuck on netflix on my Xbox 360, (side note I just type Xbox 369 and it made me think of a porn video game system. Maybe a future blog there somewhere.) But for some reason it's saying my Internet is to slow and wont connect so I'm typing away letting it try and connect and the stupid spinning Circe that tells me it's thinking keeps taunting me. Like "ha,ha,ha I don't want to let you watch your show." Man quality problems right?

Monday, June 27, 2011

lets start with a joke

What's do tofu and a dildo have in common? Drum roll please.. They are both meat substitutes. -from the June issue of Playboy.
So I left grandma's early went to the morongo casino played around for a little bit. I did the GTC gym, tan, casino thing. Then on the drive from the dessert to Ventura I left at the worst time possible and ran into traffic on the 210. I love how my mind works, me: thinking "hey if we run into traffic we will just go see a movie" so what did I do when I hit a wall of brake lights. Got off the freeway and found a movie theater. I saw "Bad teacher" It was so so, I laughed a few good times. Camren Dias had a great line that went something like this " baby get yourself hard, I'm gonna suck your dick like I'm mad at it." It made me laugh.
I got home and watched a little WWE monday night raw that I tivo. I'm sure I will get into several diet tribes about how wrestling is the worlds greatest soap opera every. But now is not the time. I went to bed early and worked a 12 hour day shift. My mind had been working in blog land, I want to pimp this blog out and make it kick ass with like themes and clever things like funny picture day or fun fact day. But something in me tells me I wont do it. Or if I do, it will suck and nobody will like it. I'm kind of a Dennis downer sometimes. I think that's all for today. Lets see what wonders today will bring.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

On a roll

I swear that my head starts thinking as soon as my eyes open, which I guess every one's head does that. Cause you have to be thinking in order to open your eyes. But that's not the thinking I'm talking about. What I'm talking about is that I started to wake up on my grandma's couch, after passing out last night. (I was tired from working the night before) I started thinking about what I can write in my blog today, when I'm going to work out, today is kenpo X. I was thinking about what my dad and I are going to do today. If my grandma is going to get out of bed, why I'm still single, is this as good as my life is going to get? Picturing what my life would be like with a super hot chick like Katie Downes.- picture to come later. She is amazing, My head tells me that I missed the window to have kids young. These are just a few of the many stupid thoughts I have had this morning. That's even before I got up to take a piss. It's weird how the mind works.

Okay now it's a few hours later, I've done my work out, went to the casino with pops and are watching the UFC on versus. I'm a big MMA fan so if you ever write about the UFC, bellator or any MMA on your blog let me know I'll follow you. The main thing that sticks out in my mind now was the conversation my dad and I had while sitting at a slot machine. I asked him about when grandma dies (sad thought but I don't think its that far away) are we going to have a funeral for her? I have not lost many people in my life which I don't really know how to feel about. It's a good thing cause I have not had to deal with a lot of death, and a bad thing cause I will be forced later in life to deal with a lot of death. The two grandparents that I have lost are both of my grandpas. My mom's dad past away when I was a teenager and I had never really got to know the man. We did a small family get together where we shared a little about him. As for my dad's dad he died just a year and a half ago. I knew him a little bit better than my other grandpa due to the fact that he was a lot more willing to send time with us. I think my mom's dad did not like my dad very much. He was saying that when she passes we most likely would not have a funeral for her. This kind of upset me, cause she is the one I'm close with, when I smoked we spent hour talking and shooting the sh*t while chain smoking. My final thought on this is... when she does met her maker I want to do everything in my power to honor her with a family get gathering.

Wow that was deep for me. I'm going to end this one on a good? note, So for so strange reason grandma has a subscription to "playboy" while reading one I found miss Katie Downes. She is hot that's all I have to say about that.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

So far so good

Well seeing as how it took me over two years to write in here more than once. Now I have written/typed on here three times in the last few days. I'd say I'm getting better at blogging. Pat Pat Pat that's me patting myself on the back. I'm sitting in my grandma's den? with my dad watching the USA vs MEX soccer game. A few things you at this point in my following already know but I'm going to share it anyway. I'm a big sports fan, soccer is not my fav but I have grown to like it more and more. For a few reasons, 1, my roommate was born and raised for part of his life in England and it's huge there, and 2 I have been playing indoor soccer for the last few months on Sundays. It's a great cardio work out plus I'm learning something new. The other thing about me is that I'm very proud to be AMERICAN!!!!!!! It seems to me I hear and see so many people complaining about this country of ours. I understand that we (this country) have lots of problems. However in my travels I have found that this is the best country for me. I feel that people should have pride for where they are from. It does not seem like a popular idea now a days. So in my opinion if someone thinks Canada or somewhere else is better than the USA go live there and see if that is the truth. Well at this point USA is up 2 nil lets keep it up. As I was rereading what I wrote Mexico scored now it's 2 to 1. shit, in the time that this F-ing site wont post my blog Mex scored again. Damn it now it's tied up at 2. Now I'm starting to get pissed, it wont let me post it will let me do everything else by post my work. I don't want to click on something and lose what I have typed but it wont let me copy it. Shit.

Friday, June 24, 2011

Whatever do I Type

I'm sitting at a work computer staring at the clock..... when the alarm goes off and I have to jump up and make sure one of the little babies are not trying to run away. Let me back up a little and explain what I mean by that. I work at an inpatient adolescent treatment center. For teens with drug, alcohol and behavioral problems. I say that and wonder what pops into a persons head? Do they think of a mental hospital with bars on all the windows and locks on the doors? or do they see in there mind a jail yard with a couple hundred thugged out teens? It's neither of those. It's two different million dollar homes in the Malibu mountains with a few rooms that each have a two beds in them and I'm one of the lucky ones that gets to stay up all night and check on the every 15 minutes like I'm about to do right now. I wish I could type more but I have to move my car and then we wake up the Little Baby Dope Fiends.

P.S. Shoot out to the blogger who got me started Ramblings of an Emotional Idiot has been around for a little over a year. You go girl.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

This is one reason I should not be a BLOGGER

F!!!!!!!! I start this blog to try and have some fun telling my silly little life stories. I start out by realizing I wrote one blog over three years ago and have not been on here since. So ignoring my lack of commitment to the blog world I decide to make this page more fun. Well it wont let me add the gadgets I want (SCREAM) then I add a picture that I actually like of myself thinking it will adjust to the screen, oops I should have checked the box that says adjust to fit screen. Now I have this giant picture of my ugly mug that takes up all of the screen. Taking a deep breath I giggle to myself and try to find the button or link to change my picture and I can't find it. ARGGGGG so I click on a tab nothing there damn. I click on another tab still nothing that is letting me change this picture. So now I have this stupid smile glaring at me every time I click on a button/tab to find a way to change this f-ing picture and I can't find it. I'm the kind of person that when electronics get the best of me I correct this by showing my primal nature and braking said gadget. Well seeing as how my computers is brand new. I better just finish this post and walk away. I don't have any followers yet but if anyone in cyberspace read this and know how to change my picture please help.