What's do tofu and a dildo have in common? Drum roll please.. They are both meat substitutes. -from the June issue of Playboy.
So I left grandma's early went to the morongo casino played around for a little bit. I did the GTC gym, tan, casino thing. Then on the drive from the dessert to Ventura I left at the worst time possible and ran into traffic on the 210. I love how my mind works, me: thinking "hey if we run into traffic we will just go see a movie" so what did I do when I hit a wall of brake lights. Got off the freeway and found a movie theater. I saw "Bad teacher" It was so so, I laughed a few good times. Camren Dias had a great line that went something like this " baby get yourself hard, I'm gonna suck your dick like I'm mad at it." It made me laugh.
I got home and watched a little WWE monday night raw that I tivo. I'm sure I will get into several diet tribes about how wrestling is the worlds greatest soap opera every. But now is not the time. I went to bed early and worked a 12 hour day shift. My mind had been working in blog land, I want to pimp this blog out and make it kick ass with like themes and clever things like funny picture day or fun fact day. But something in me tells me I wont do it. Or if I do, it will suck and nobody will like it. I'm kind of a Dennis downer sometimes. I think that's all for today. Lets see what wonders today will bring.