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Thursday, June 30, 2011

This day in History

On June 30Th 1984 the then President Ronald Reagan and his lovely wife watched the movie "The Karate Kid."- Brought to you by back slash blah blah blah.
"Go Daniel S0n"
Random right, I was thinking since it's the last day of the month I'd find something that happened on this day years ago. This is my brain child for the day yippee. I love technology at the same time I loath it. So I guess that would make me ambivalent about it. I learnt that word in 6Th grade as a vocab word meaning to feel dual feelings for something. The teacher used school as her example "I like school and I don't like school." For some reason that has stuck with me.
My reason for the hating of technology right now is... all I want to do is continue watching Tip/Tuck on netflix on my Xbox 360, (side note I just type Xbox 369 and it made me think of a porn video game system. Maybe a future blog there somewhere.) But for some reason it's saying my Internet is to slow and wont connect so I'm typing away letting it try and connect and the stupid spinning Circe that tells me it's thinking keeps taunting me. Like "ha,ha,ha I don't want to let you watch your show." Man quality problems right?

Monday, June 27, 2011

lets start with a joke

What's do tofu and a dildo have in common? Drum roll please.. They are both meat substitutes. -from the June issue of Playboy.
So I left grandma's early went to the morongo casino played around for a little bit. I did the GTC gym, tan, casino thing. Then on the drive from the dessert to Ventura I left at the worst time possible and ran into traffic on the 210. I love how my mind works, me: thinking "hey if we run into traffic we will just go see a movie" so what did I do when I hit a wall of brake lights. Got off the freeway and found a movie theater. I saw "Bad teacher" It was so so, I laughed a few good times. Camren Dias had a great line that went something like this " baby get yourself hard, I'm gonna suck your dick like I'm mad at it." It made me laugh.
I got home and watched a little WWE monday night raw that I tivo. I'm sure I will get into several diet tribes about how wrestling is the worlds greatest soap opera every. But now is not the time. I went to bed early and worked a 12 hour day shift. My mind had been working in blog land, I want to pimp this blog out and make it kick ass with like themes and clever things like funny picture day or fun fact day. But something in me tells me I wont do it. Or if I do, it will suck and nobody will like it. I'm kind of a Dennis downer sometimes. I think that's all for today. Lets see what wonders today will bring.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

On a roll

I swear that my head starts thinking as soon as my eyes open, which I guess every one's head does that. Cause you have to be thinking in order to open your eyes. But that's not the thinking I'm talking about. What I'm talking about is that I started to wake up on my grandma's couch, after passing out last night. (I was tired from working the night before) I started thinking about what I can write in my blog today, when I'm going to work out, today is kenpo X. I was thinking about what my dad and I are going to do today. If my grandma is going to get out of bed, why I'm still single, is this as good as my life is going to get? Picturing what my life would be like with a super hot chick like Katie Downes.- picture to come later. She is amazing, My head tells me that I missed the window to have kids young. These are just a few of the many stupid thoughts I have had this morning. That's even before I got up to take a piss. It's weird how the mind works.

Okay now it's a few hours later, I've done my work out, went to the casino with pops and are watching the UFC on versus. I'm a big MMA fan so if you ever write about the UFC, bellator or any MMA on your blog let me know I'll follow you. The main thing that sticks out in my mind now was the conversation my dad and I had while sitting at a slot machine. I asked him about when grandma dies (sad thought but I don't think its that far away) are we going to have a funeral for her? I have not lost many people in my life which I don't really know how to feel about. It's a good thing cause I have not had to deal with a lot of death, and a bad thing cause I will be forced later in life to deal with a lot of death. The two grandparents that I have lost are both of my grandpas. My mom's dad past away when I was a teenager and I had never really got to know the man. We did a small family get together where we shared a little about him. As for my dad's dad he died just a year and a half ago. I knew him a little bit better than my other grandpa due to the fact that he was a lot more willing to send time with us. I think my mom's dad did not like my dad very much. He was saying that when she passes we most likely would not have a funeral for her. This kind of upset me, cause she is the one I'm close with, when I smoked we spent hour talking and shooting the sh*t while chain smoking. My final thought on this is... when she does met her maker I want to do everything in my power to honor her with a family get gathering.

Wow that was deep for me. I'm going to end this one on a good? note, So for so strange reason grandma has a subscription to "playboy" while reading one I found miss Katie Downes. She is hot that's all I have to say about that.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

So far so good

Well seeing as how it took me over two years to write in here more than once. Now I have written/typed on here three times in the last few days. I'd say I'm getting better at blogging. Pat Pat Pat that's me patting myself on the back. I'm sitting in my grandma's den? with my dad watching the USA vs MEX soccer game. A few things you at this point in my following already know but I'm going to share it anyway. I'm a big sports fan, soccer is not my fav but I have grown to like it more and more. For a few reasons, 1, my roommate was born and raised for part of his life in England and it's huge there, and 2 I have been playing indoor soccer for the last few months on Sundays. It's a great cardio work out plus I'm learning something new. The other thing about me is that I'm very proud to be AMERICAN!!!!!!! It seems to me I hear and see so many people complaining about this country of ours. I understand that we (this country) have lots of problems. However in my travels I have found that this is the best country for me. I feel that people should have pride for where they are from. It does not seem like a popular idea now a days. So in my opinion if someone thinks Canada or somewhere else is better than the USA go live there and see if that is the truth. Well at this point USA is up 2 nil lets keep it up. As I was rereading what I wrote Mexico scored now it's 2 to 1. shit, in the time that this F-ing site wont post my blog Mex scored again. Damn it now it's tied up at 2. Now I'm starting to get pissed, it wont let me post it will let me do everything else by post my work. I don't want to click on something and lose what I have typed but it wont let me copy it. Shit.

Friday, June 24, 2011

Whatever do I Type

I'm sitting at a work computer staring at the clock..... when the alarm goes off and I have to jump up and make sure one of the little babies are not trying to run away. Let me back up a little and explain what I mean by that. I work at an inpatient adolescent treatment center. For teens with drug, alcohol and behavioral problems. I say that and wonder what pops into a persons head? Do they think of a mental hospital with bars on all the windows and locks on the doors? or do they see in there mind a jail yard with a couple hundred thugged out teens? It's neither of those. It's two different million dollar homes in the Malibu mountains with a few rooms that each have a two beds in them and I'm one of the lucky ones that gets to stay up all night and check on the every 15 minutes like I'm about to do right now. I wish I could type more but I have to move my car and then we wake up the Little Baby Dope Fiends.

P.S. Shoot out to the blogger who got me started Ramblings of an Emotional Idiot has been around for a little over a year. You go girl.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

This is one reason I should not be a BLOGGER

F!!!!!!!! I start this blog to try and have some fun telling my silly little life stories. I start out by realizing I wrote one blog over three years ago and have not been on here since. So ignoring my lack of commitment to the blog world I decide to make this page more fun. Well it wont let me add the gadgets I want (SCREAM) then I add a picture that I actually like of myself thinking it will adjust to the screen, oops I should have checked the box that says adjust to fit screen. Now I have this giant picture of my ugly mug that takes up all of the screen. Taking a deep breath I giggle to myself and try to find the button or link to change my picture and I can't find it. ARGGGGG so I click on a tab nothing there damn. I click on another tab still nothing that is letting me change this picture. So now I have this stupid smile glaring at me every time I click on a button/tab to find a way to change this f-ing picture and I can't find it. I'm the kind of person that when electronics get the best of me I correct this by showing my primal nature and braking said gadget. Well seeing as how my computers is brand new. I better just finish this post and walk away. I don't have any followers yet but if anyone in cyberspace read this and know how to change my picture please help.