Funk that

So it's been 11 days since I last wrote a blog. I don't know why I could not seem to pull myself together enough to type on here. I guess I have been a little depressed lately. No one particular thing is bringing me down. It just seems like ever few months I start to get an overwhelming feeling of failure or like my life is lame, or headed no where with no one really in it. Now I know that most of that is just me feeling sorry for myself. I have never been diagnosed with depression, but I believe it runs in my family.

I'm 29 years old, I have never had a serious relationship. I don't have any kids, which is a good thing and a bad thing. I love kids and think being a father is going to be one of the most rewarding things I will do in my life. (is it weird that the whole time I'm typing this in my head the words have a British accent on them. I attribute that to Russel Brand I just watched "Arthur".) I'm in school to get my bachelors, 11 years after I graduated high school. I work at 2 different rehabs one for teens and one for adults. I like my jobs, but know they are not the career I want. I have an idea of what I want to do, work in sports marketing or that's what sounds good when I tell people what I want to do when I get my bachelors. However there is a lot of fear around it, if I'll like that type of work, if I can even get a job, if that jobs going to pay me enough.

I talk a lot about how I want to start my own business, yet I'm the kind of person that does well with lots of structure and direction. So would I ever really be able to run my own company? Who knows, I feel like I'm just throwing up all over this blog. Like I'm a 17 year old little girl writing in her diary. Oh well it does make me feel better. There is a plan, I just have to trust the plan for me is a good one. I feel like I have said this all before so, so many times.

Hmmm, I need some sleep

I just saw a sobe commercial that was advertising a staring contest with a beautiful blond named Kate Upton. Now if I have noticed anything about this blog, the first thing would be that it has no real direction. The second thing is that I sure do love to talk about women I find hot, sexy, gorgeous, smoking, fine, drop dead, tantalizing. I'm one of those guys that makes good looking women hold the stature in the world that they do. I don't mean it to objectify them, I don't do it to take away anything from them. I point out their beauty because it's all I can tell about them without knowing them. That's not to defend myself, I'm at a point in my life that I want a hot girl friend, let me rephrase that. I want a woman that in my opinion is hot, I think that's important to point out, I do believe that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Here is the beauty and I am the beholder. Enjoy

Today in History #3

This one will be like a little shoot out to my dad. Not that he reads my blog or anything it just reminded me of him. Without further ad do here is this weeks "Today in history" on a Saturday in 1951 Citation was the first race horse to ever win a million dollar race. Brought to you by -www.funfactz.com



It seems like all that good shows come out at one time on one day. Thank god I final have tivo, that seems like a funny thing for me to say. Like some old man with a white beard surrounded my beautiful half naked angles. (Yes in my heaven angles are topless or bottomless it's their choice) back to my thought, so god is watching TV and his two favorite shows are on at the same time. SHIT he screams out....so loud that Thailand suffers another tsunami. So he gives some genius the idea to record live TV and save it on a little box. Well as I said thank you god.


The quick Verizon of my overviews for last nights shows. Rescue Me: Season premier is still on my tivo and I hopefully will get to watch it today. It's the last season of a show that may have already peaked. However I love the characters and cant wait to see how is all plays out. Next show Big Brother: Something happened to Evil Dick, and he got pulled from the game. I can't tell if it's part of the expect the unexpected part of the game or if something really did happen. Think I'll have to google it and find out. Rachel and Brandon won Power of Veto which puts double blood on there hands. The guys Keith thinks he has all the new bees votes, and Porsha the thinks she is safe with the 3 veterans that get to vote. It think she is dumb and does not know how to count. And for the last show

Rivals: Kenny and Wes and a few other idiots think by getting the girls to picking CT and Adam to go first is going to give them a better chance at them winning and then Evan was going to throw the competition so he and his partner would go in and they would force CT and Adam into the Jungle. Well like Eve said it was not going to work and Wes and Kenny ended up in the Jungle however they hung on by the skin of their teeth. That another expression that is lost on me. Your teeth don't have skin so what the hell does that even mean. Well that's all for now. I have not been all that creative lately, nor have I been checking out others blogs. If you know of any fun blogs leave me the link and I'll check them out.

Took a few days off

Well I'm back and to kick it off I'm in a dirty joke telling kind of mood. This one is kind of long so you will have to go a long for the ride if you want to get the punch line. Here goes,

A teenage boy is leaving for school, when his grandpa pull him aside and hands him a duck. The grandpa says "take this duck to school with you and when you get home tell me about the day you had with your duck." The boy gets on the bus headed for school when a teenage girl asks him

"Can I have your duck?" "what's in it for me?" he replies. "I'll fuck you for him" the girl says. He thinks about it and decides it's a fair deal. Later that day on the ride home. The boy tells the girl "I need my duck back, I'll fuck you for the duck." She agrees, next as the boys is leaving to get off the bus, the duck gets slammed by the bus door and gets hurt. The bus driver feels horrible about this so he offers the kid 25 dollars. Our teenager walks in the front door and grandpa is waiting to hear all about his day with the duck. "How did your day go?" The boy thinks about it for a minute and says "I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck and twentyfive bucks for a fucked up duck." ta-da.

On to other less funny and important stuff. Like how I'm hating being single, it's not even like I have bad luck with the ladies. I have no luck with them. In the last year and a half I've had one girlfriend. Who by chance just got married. I've had two girlfriends in the last 7 years, that's not to say I have not had a chance or two. It just never seems to work out that we end up boyfriend/girlfriend. I wonder if I somehow sabotage myself without even knowing it. I'm lonely, in more than just one aspect of my life. At 29 it's really hard for me to make new friends, I don't drink so going out to the clubs with people is not a great option, not like there are good clubs in Ventura anyway. I live an hour away from anyone I work with. My best friend is my roommate and he is leaving to go back to England for at least three months and he may end of staying there for a few years. SIGH I need to turn this frown upside down, I'll do that by telling what I thought of the new movie

Horrible Bosses:

This movie was pretty damn funny, first off I like Jason Batemen a ton. He just seems like a nice guy that has a great way of delivering his lines. Jason Sudeikis is growing on me like a fungus.....Hmmm sudeikis kind of sounds like a fungus. The guy Charlie Day who plays Charlie on "It's Always Sunny" is a big hit with people. I like him but don't care much for that show. The bosses are the ones that steal the show. Kevin Spacey plays a great sociopath who cares only about himself and that his much younger wife is not sleeping around on him. Colin Farrell kills it as a messed up loaded half wit who only wants to use his dead fathers business to fiances his drug and prostitute habits. However the best horrible boss award goes to the ever so hot Jennifer Aniston (the beginning of her last name is close to anus...Jennifer Anuston, could be her porn name.) In everything I have ever seen her in, she is miss goodie two shoes, so when you hear her say something like "I'm going to have you fuck my mouth" it makes your jaw drop. All in all I think this was a movie worth seeing if you like to laugh.

Big Brother Time

I LOVE BIG BROTHER, It's been another year. I once auditioned to be on the last season I did not get on it. This show takes random people and puts them together and makes them compete in all sorts of weird things for food, money and power. The BB theme is expect the unexpected. Which always mean some crazy stuff will go down. This year right off the bat the 8 new house guests have to team up. The next twist is three power couples come back into the house. My favorite part about this is that my girl Jordan the cutest little southern bell ever is back. While she has a good looking, nice guys, (rats) I can still dream. This year I have showtime so I can watch the after dark hour or two. Which means maybe I'll see a fully or two. For the next two month or so I'll be regularly updating what has happened, what I liked and disliked. So if your a fan follow me and let me know what your thinking and I'll follow your BB updates too. Right now I gotta go and watch. I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!

On this day #2

So I think I'm going to do a weekly this day in history bolg, but It's going to be odd things or it might even be tied into current affairs. Kind of like this one, Casey Anthony possible got away with murder this week. On this day in 1865 Mary Surratt was the first woman executed by the U.S federal government. She was executed for her role as a conspirator in the assignation of president Abraham Lincoln.

This could be you miss Anthony, You may or may not have killed your daughter. You are getting a second chance at life. I really hope you lead a better life than O.J did. Or it will be your name on the headstone.

Wow, I'm creative sometimes. Ha! Now to the brain numbing review of last nights Rivals episode. Let me just tell you I have hated CT on every real world challenge I have watched except this one. He is a game changer for the hater Wes, the loud mouth Kenny and the know it all Evan. Don't get me wrong CT is still a dick and a bully but he adds a new element to the game. The girls that went in to the "jungle" were stupid. They tried to BS that they were going to throw the competition. This would have been a good strategy had the game in the jungle been a physical one. However it was a game of chance. Which set those two dummies home.

Wednesday Wedding day Women's Choice

Seeing as how today is the first Wednesday I have blogged and how I have the day off ish. Meaning I don't have to work tonight. YAY I'm sitting in my smelly gym clothes and thinking whats good about Wednesday's and that childhood tag game came into my mind. So I figured if it's Wednesday Wedding day Women's Choice, seeing as how I'm not a woman (well not as far as you guys know) I will put myself into the women's physie and pick somethings, I think women would like. Well after a few google searches for "what women want" and "what women want to buy" both of these ended as duds. I put in "Women's Choice" thinking they have a guys choice awards on spike TV that is a kick ass night of hot chicks gold antlers and ends with a big pair of brass balls. Well my thinking was DEAD wrong what comes up when you google "Women's choice" is a laundry list of abortion clinics, hmmmm. I think at this point in time, in my blogs "life" I'm going to "choose" to leave this one alone. END GAME

On a different note, it's Wednesday if I did not say that 13 times in the above paragraph I'm saying it again. That means it's time for RIVALS yes!!!!!! It's one of my favorite guilty pleasures.

No longer America day

Being as pro America as I am. I would have loved to post a great well written ( like that's ever going to happen with me behind the keyboard) log (ha ha I said log) about how great it is to be celebrating the most awesome nation's birthday with all by wonderful friends and family. My Fourth of July went more like this... Get off work at 730am drive home, do a workout log (theirs that word again) it in the super gym at www.Teambeachbody.com for a chance to win cash and prizes. Then I watch a little Impact wrestling while I checked face book and all that kind of junk. I stared at blank screen for a few minutes trying to think of something to write. Then tried to take a nap, I figured if I got a little nap in before 2 I could go to a BBQ at a friends house. After lying in my bed for 3 and a half hours I decided to get up take back the movies I had rented the night before and drive thru (how do you spell that right?) Taco Bell. Then back to trying to sleep which I final did get some rest, now it's back to work... Well I'm not really working hard, trying to stay awake is the hardest part about working night shifts in this field. How about a brief movie review?

First up was: The Adjustment Bureau

This was a fun adaptation on God's plan. I'm not the biggest Matt Damon fan, manly because of the Bourne movies. I just don't buy a trained killer standing like 5'3 okay fine 5'5 still he is a lot more believable as a politician in this movie. The action was at a good pace the girls is attractive and the story goes well. I did not really care for the end of the movie, and the stupid thing with the doors. Angles would just fly.

Next was: Hall Pass

This was a stupid funny humor type comedy. The highlight of this movie was the 5 second beautiful tan breast shot miss Nicky Whelan gave us. She said something after the married Owen Wilson turned her down (which would never happen) that reminded me of something said in an episode of "how I met your mother" one of the cast I think robin said "women regret the men they sleep with, Men regret the women they don't sleep with" sooo true. Back to Nicky, man she's a 10 a fucking 10.

Last for now: The Fighter

I know, I know, I know... Everyone and their mother has seen this movie by now. The only reason I rented it was cause it was free with the rental of other movies. Or I would have waited for it to be on TV. I dislike Christian Bale that much, however he is a good actor and the movie as a whole lived up to the hype.

I have since watched two more movies and about to start the third I'll get to those ones later.

Dont' have much to say today

Kind of feeling a little down, sigh I just sometimes feel like I' never going to get the things I want in life. Which is a horrible way of looking at things. I find that after working a 12 night shift I'm a little more of three things. A little more grumpy, like I might snap on anyone near me. I'm a little more depressed, like how I feel now. And the last thing is kind of weird but after working a 12 hour night shift I get a little more horny than normal. hehe End this whining on a good note.

Today is..........